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Guess who made all their medical appointments!!

celestrious:

My Brother, My Brother, and Me but it’s an Oscar bait movie

greatestgamer:

When you find another person in real life who’s read Homestuck.

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

auto-inject:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

auto-inject:

*buying vodka*
cashier: can i see your ID?
me: ya *shows her my full back tattoo of Vriska Serket*

this post is a death sentence

its actually three sentences but thank you please fall asleep

what do you mean fall asleejsfhksfbfjafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

nubs-mgee:

This YouTube ad changed from a mattress ad into a trump and Kim jong-un fanfiction where their brains fall in love and start slow dancing

Just in case you guys thought I was joking

This YouTube ad changed from a mattress ad into a trump and Kim jong-un fanfiction where their brains fall in love and start slow dancing

cephalotodd:

happy pride month to those two trucks. you know the ones

nubs-mgee:

That woman sounds like one of those people that got bullied a bit as a teen so they grow up thinking they have a right to be shitty to everyone (even kids) cause “well that’s just life, and I hate everyone equally so it’s ok. Triggered much???” which is just…. so genuinely sad and embarrassing.

I FUCKING CALLED IT